1. Heshimu kazi yangu ndio ufike kwa yako( Respect my job in order to make it to your job)
2. Dawa ya jam ni kutembea.( To beat the jam, walk it off)
3. Ungetaka kufika mapema, ungelala stage.(If you wanted to arrive in time, you should have slept at the bus-stage)
4. Hakuna stage inaitwa "hapo dere" lakini kunayo inaitwa "mwisho". (The stop point must have a name unless the conductor decides it is the end of the ride.
5. Hatusemi wewe ni mnono au ati hatupendi watoto, lakini ukikalia viti viwili lipa.(If your body mass extends beyond two seats, pay double the fare)
6. Ukitaka kiti ya mbele, ng'oa ya nyuma uje nayo mbele au ubebe kiti yako next time. (If you want a front seat, carry your own or pick one from the back of the matatu)
7. Tupendane tafadhali,gari haijawahi pata ajali juu ya kujaa.(An extra seat can always be made by squeezing together in love and harmony)
8. Kutafuta change ni kazi, ukiona yako inakawia next time ubebe loose.(Finding loose change is hard, next time carry your own loose change.)
9.Tuko kazi wengi, chunga mali yako.(Code to alert passengers that some suspicious characters on board may be thieves.)
10. Gari kujaa ni abiria.(If you insist on boarding a vehicle that is full, wasn't it passengers like you who filled that one when it was empty like mine?)
11. Utamu wa gari ni kurushwa rushwa.(Enjoy being thrown about while aboard the vehicle, especially backbenchers)
12. Kupanda nayo utabembelezwa lakini kulipa,pesa mkononi(We will cajole you to board the bus but not to pay.)
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